January 2012
8 posts
“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Your friend,
Mr. Charles Bukowski
December 2011
5 posts
My New Year's resolution is to not create anymore...
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November 2011
9 posts
cosmo tip #78
expertcosmotips:
Want to get fresh breath but don’t have time to brush while blowing you man? Cover his junk in toothpaste and save time!
good ideas piled on top of other good ideas
there has to be a word for picking up an object and expecting it to be much heavier than it actually is, causing your arm or hand to expend more energy than is necessary
cosmo tip #34
expertcosmotips:
Hang strips of bacon from your nipple rings. If your nipples aren’t pierced, just sew them on.
a poem about my bladder
either my bladder has an infection
or it just had its 80th birthday
because it gave up on life
& can only hold an ounce at a time
my bladder would suck at the game ‘edward 40 hands’
my bladder would be the last one chosen for kickball
my bladder would score really low on the SATs
and have to repeat 2nd grade
my bladder goes to sylvan learning center
and is behind on...
“I want to put you in my mouth and digest you”
– to my chicken bowl
October 2011
15 posts
A bearded face is a man’s trophy case
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“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– Dead Poets Society (1989)
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“Students who acquire large debts putting themselves through school are unlikely...”
– Noam Chomsky (via)
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September 2011
19 posts
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